December 5, 2018
With Wendi still out, Mike Anderson of 98Rock and Kelly O'Donnell Ware of Kelly’s Dream are back for an outrageous episode of scattered topics! Mike discusses the time he tackled a rare steak, and a debate begins about digesting raw meat. And Paco and Balls chat about firing muzzle loaders and express their love for Keanu Reeves. Then, news of a strange business venture in Maine turns into an ambitious gastronomic experiment. Things take a strange turn as Intern Andy chats about an unusual sexual phenomenon, and the group dovetails into a long spiritual discussion when Anderson bears his soul.
Tags: Mike Anderson, 98Rock, Kelly O'Donnell Ware, Kelly’s Dream, Fogo de Chao, Steak, Raw Meat, Muzzle Loaders, John Wick, Keanu Reeves, Moose, Maine, Tirdy Works, Objectum Sexuals, Spirituality, Buddhism, Reincarnation, Souls, Plants, Raymond Moody, Life After Life, Tilda Swinton, Andy Dick, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
November 30, 2018
With Wendi MIA, Paco and Balls welcome back 98 Rock’s Mike Anderson to co-host. And when our guest calls out, the ravishing Kelly O'Donnell Ware pops by to chat with the gang about Kelly’s Dream fundraisers, her brand new website, and their upcoming Saint Patrick’s Day parade float! The celebration continues when Balls reveals the status of his foreskin restoration. And finally, Paco slips on the ole’ deerstalker cap when the mystery mailer strikes yet again!
Tags: Mike Anderson, 98 Rock, Kelly O'Donnell Ware, Kelly’s Dream, Deep Eddies, Wetzels Pretzels, Mystery Mailer, Ball Gag, Kink, Friends, Sylvester Stallone, Chyna, Sigourney Weaver, Laura Bass, Sun Screen Safety, The Anderson Agenda, Foreskin Restoration, overhang
November 21, 2018
The holidays are upon us here on Paco’s Got Balls! It’s an evening of hilarity when Pennsylvania comedian Rubi Nicholas, owner of the Lanc Out Loud Comedy Club, and her beau Patrick, pop in to chat with the gang! Rubi’s rapid-fire comedy thrills us, as she talks her former career, starting over from scratch, and being in love! And soon Rubi is in the hot seat for a round of classic Paco’s Got Balls questions. You’re in for a mixed bag of delicious morsels, including gallows humor, pet care, a meditation on mortality, restored foreskins, and gluing eyebrows to one’s glasses.
Tags: Rubi Nicholas, Patrick, Lanc Out Loud Comedy, Nickelodeon, Death, Elder Care, Health Care, Tailbacking, John Cleese, Mel Brooks, Glenn Close, Horrible Dog Mom, Dovetail, Pennsylvania, Lancaster, Colorado, The Punisher, Alopecia, Secret Santa
November 16, 2018
The group welcomes full-time funny man Jim Bryan to the show, and promptly creeps him out for his first guest appearance! Wendi kicks off by coaching Paco on how to implement ‘dirty talk’ in the bedroom. Paco and Balls recap their recent camping trip and Paco’s expert marksmanship, as well as the highlights of our recent Roadie Joe’s show and Intern Andy’s debut on stage. Soon it’s Jim in the hot seat, chatting about how he ended up in the pursuit of happiness, his wild schedule, the secrets of his astonishing beard, and the origins of his business in Hanover Pennsylvania: Church of Satire Comedy Club!
Tags: Jim Bryan, Church of Satire Comedy Club, Dirty Talk, Pocket Pussy, Roadie Joe’s, Camping, Sobriety, Elder Care, Healthcare, Wood Shed, Beard Product, Head Butter
November 8, 2018
In Part 2 of our Halloween Spectacular, the gang comfortably and thoroughly examines a certain rubber toy before introducing surprise guest, improv comic and femme fatale Katie Dunn! Katie talks about how she got bit by the improv-bug, as well as the origins of her and Ball’s friendship, and the prophetic tarot readings that may have sealed his future. Its all fun and games when Katie and Paco get swept into an Irish brogue-off, but soon the gang gets earnest about race relations, racial intelligence, dating, and parenting within the entertainment industry.
Tags: Katie Dunn, Halloween, Improv, Tim Truehart, Jellyvision, Irish Brogues, Tarot Cards, Pocket Pussy, Equality-Mecca, Segregation, Laugh Index Theater, Monetize, Artrepreneur, Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, Heath Ledger, I’m Still Here, Racism, Parenting, Renee Zellweger, Katherine Zeta Jones, Tay Diggs
November 2, 2018
Paco returns in full form for tonight’s Halloween Spectacular! This time, he’s the one who receives a special package from our mystery mailer… and masterfully deduces a list of possible suspects as the plot thickens. Who is the pervy Moriarty to our plucky Holmes and Watson??? And the gang is honored when home-grown talent Kevi Cornell, author of the The Element Saga, joins us from Orlando Florida for the hot seat! Kevi talks about his experiences living on the Eastern Shore, shares wisdom on life and writing, and discusses how he turned his own childhood comics into critically-acclaimed urban fantasy novels!
Tags: Kevin Cornell, The Element Saga, Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson, Mystery, Sex Toys, pocket pussy, anal beads, pedicures, Matt Cannon, Dave’s Insanity Sauce, Maurice Benard, Julian Mcmahon, Urban Fantasy, Mythology, Descendents, Legend of Big Liz, Ramona the Blackwater Spirit. Mary Poppins, Lickity Boo, Chicago, “My Neck, My Back”, Khia
October 26, 2018
The delightful Rose Vineshank sticks around for Part Two! This time, Wendi and Balls reflect on the Sully’s show and talk shop, and Balls expresses his love for an infamous Jim Carrey film. Wendi tells the origin story of her voicemail message, and Rose demonstrates her keen knowledge of herpetology. Things heat up when Rose dishes about dating, her experience in standup, and her experimentation with marijuana, all leading up to the most creative FMK session in history.
Tags: Rose Vineshank, Cable Guy, Sully’s, HQ Trivia, Snakes, Harry Potter, Catherine Zeta Jones, Rainbow, Tap Shoes, The Whole Nine Yards, Jessica Biel, Dreamweaver, Swingers , Blue Iguana, Evan Degenderless, Clea Duvall, Jane Lynch, Marge Simpson, Kung Pow, Donny Darko, Kill Bill
October 19, 2018
Balls and Wendi double-team tonight’s episode, as their cohort makes his way to NYC. But who better to fill the Paco-shaped hole than Baltimore comedian Rose Vineshank?? Rose joins the gang for a recap of the latest comedy nights and to talk about her recent experience performing at Roadie Joe’s. Tune in for stories of accidental home invasions, geriatric alcoholics, and more Freudian slips than you can shake a stick at. Then stick around for Rose and her razor-sharp wit in one of the most memorable hot seats of all time!
Tags: Rose Vineshank, Svedka, Roadie Joes, geriatric alcoholics, Elizabeth Taylor, E-lez-abeth Taylor, Home Invasion, DC Draft House, Blue Iguana, NPR, Diane Rehm, dating, LGBTQ, AfterEllen, Burlesque, Spaghetti, Use To Be Pete, R. Lee Townsend
October 10, 2018
We’re back with 98Rock’s Scott Reardon, and this time he’s in the hot seat with Paco, Balls and Wendi! Scott talks radio, business, running, family, his heroes, and which celebs leave him star-struck. Along the way he addresses his thoughts on his uncanny resemblance to Dennis Pitta, and gives his opinion on Olivia Wilde’s forehead. It’s another good time in this follow up to last week’s episode, so don’t miss it!
Tags: Scott Reardon, 98Rock, Justin, Scott, and Spiegel, Dennis Pitta, Slash, Josh Charles, Mickey Cucchiella, Olivia Wilde, Jessica Biel, Courtney Cox, Monster Mania, Hunt Valley, The Nun, Baltimore Half Marathon
October 4, 2018
The gang humbly welcomes 98 Rock’s Scott Reardon to the studio to pregame for the hot seat! Meanwhile a mystery is afoot when Eric receives an alluring gift in the mail from an unknown sender, and Stefan vows to crack the case. Along the way, we discuss role-playing, kinky urban legends of the Renaissance Fair, violent bathroom encounters, discarded companions, and some recent sports news about dem ‘Os! Get ready for a treat, folks.
Tags: Scott Reardon; 98 Rock; Justin, Scott, and Spiegel; Anal Beads; Mystery; Renaissance Fair; Kink; Fight; Bathroom; Sex Doll; Buck Showalter; Adam Jones; Chris Davis; MetLife Stadium