October 10, 2019
It’s the 3 year anniversary of Paco’s Got Balls featuring Wendi, and we welcome the liquidy-voiced Bob Delmont, of "Delmont's Diner Mid-days on WPOC! After Paco chronicles the events that made podcast history, Bob surprises us with a delicious anniversary gift. Then Balls recaps the live show at Union Craft Brewery, where Paco had to play the bad guy, and the boys rubbed elbows with some 98Rock Allstars - including our own Wendi Townsend! Paco chats his Ocean City conference, and the group discusses the Ocean City H2OI. Soon, Paco and Bob pull out some impressions, and Balls talks college football scholarships, Ray Lewis, and Ravens in the Sports Corner. Paco addresses Ravens current situation in detail.
Tags: Bob Delmont, Delmont’s Diner, 93.1 WPOC, Ocean City, Union Craft Brewery, Jay Mohr, Gilbert Gottfried, Frank Caliendo, Christopher Walken, Ray Lewis, Football, scholarships, NFL, NAACP, Dancing with the Stars, Ravens, Earl Thomas, Brandon Williams, Jimmy Smitts, Child's Play
October 1, 2019
Paco… Balls… Wendi… Producer Mike and... "INTERN" Andy! The gang is together again in an uproarious reunion show recorded live at Baltimore’s own Union Craft Brewing, with special returning guest Scott Reardon of 98 Rock! After a quick discussion of the new Joaquin Phoenix Joker film, Balls breaks out a mysterious gift he received for Wendi, which triggers flashbacks of the 2018 Mystery Mailer. The gang handles a particularly verbose audience member before delving into the new Ravens quarterback, and then it’s on to audience questions. We chat body positivity, zombie apocalypses, and homosexual experimentation. Scott suffers a critical blow from a belligerent audience member, and Wendi discusses pimple popping. It’s a wild night filled with delicious Union Craft brews, games, prizes, and some classic Paco and Balls antics as they reunite with their MVP!
TAGS: Scott Reardon, 98 Rock, Justin, Scott and Spiegel in the Morning, Union Craft Brewing, Ravens, Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, Dildos, Pimple Popping, @ChicagoTheBand
September 25, 2019
Returning guest Connor Dykes arrives on the scene from PG County to talk shop with the boys, who are fueled this time by flavored seltzers. Paco talks about his college days masquerading as his alter ego, and Chipotle’s new protein option is discussed. Then the boys talk their favorite fast food joints. Paco suggests an ambitious new show segment that lets Balls vent, and Connor describes a close call at an airport. Paco and Balls make plans to be cops. Then Connor takes the spotlight to talk about his progress in standup comedy.
Tags: Connor Dykes, Prince George’s County, Steve McCenna, Three Sheets, Chipotle, Vic Farrari, Cops, Airport, Kiss, Ares Spears, Cranberry seltzer, Van Halen
September 21, 2019
It’s a Full House minus the John Stamos, when Balls, Paco and Mike welcome our Salisbury pals: Mila Simon, Connor Dykes, and the teetle toatling John Dayton! John talks about his upcoming trip to Albuquerque to spread the good word. Then Balls gushes about Breaking Bad, and Connor gives his critique of the Sopranos. Things get topical when Paco rages about the recent New York ban of flavored e-cigs, and expresses his paranoia about the sinister HOA. Balls calls on the power of Wendi to cheer him up, all the way from the remote reaches of the 98Rock studio. The gang chats Ravens and tries their luck at winning Joker tickets. And finally the team takes a look at some listener voicemails, and here’s from some familiar and not-so familiar characters.
TAGS: Kelly’s Dream Annual Gold Tournament, Albuquerque, John Dayton, Mila Simon, Breaking Bad, Sopranos, Better Call Saul, Sons of Anarchy, New York, Flavored e-cigarettes, Ravens, Joker, Cat Mannon, Wendi Townsend, The Cars, Ric Ocasek
September 12, 2019
Eric Woodworth is back to help welcome returning guest, the sultry voiced Pete Bergen, who sparks a discussion about Paco’s VR Porn challenge. Then Balls describes his recent targets for the chocolate dick prank, and the gang speculates about density. When Paco shares a particularly relevant Bible verse, we go off-the-rales on a for-skin-tuitous bit about the trial of Christ as held in the deep South. After we delve into this week’s voicemails, we dish about Wendi’s recent birthday roast.
Tags: Pete Bergen, Eric Woodworth, The Final Five, Tom Myers, the Bible, Jesus Christ, VR Porn, Chocolate Dick, Foreskin, Sean Savoy, Dave Draper, Donald Duck, Goofy, Voicemails, Graveyard Goons Kajun Kelley, "Sky Is Falling", 9-11
September 6, 2019
The boys are back, this time time with Baltimore comedian and host of Quality Time podcast Erik Woodworth in the Wendi chair! As the crew speculates her whereabouts, Balls dials her phone - but will he get a hold of her? And where is she?? The answer could shake the very foundation of Paco’s Got Balls as we know it! Plus, Paco and Balls give a recap of their trip to see KISS, and talk about Paul Stanley’s new routine. Story time continues as Balls delivers a rapid fire account of his drunken Labor Day weekend boating adventures, and Paco tells a tragic tale of an old friend from Souris’s Saloon.
Tags: 7th Annual Kelly's Dream Golf, 98 Rock, Erik Woodworth, Quality Time Podcast, Bloodsport, Dawn of the Dead, KISS, Paul Stanley, Van Halen, Diamond Dave, Labor Day, Teen Wolf, Michael J Fox, Wedding Ring, Cellar Door, The Hangover, Souris’s Saloon,
August 29, 2019
Wendi and guest host Mike Quindlen welcome Baltimore comedian Haywood Turnipseed to the studio to hold down the fort as Balls and Paco attend KISS. After Wendi cues up the vodka machine gun, Quindlen probes Haywood about his recent New York Times opinion piece and his special appearance for the BBC discussing Trump. When things heat up politically, Haywood gets a hot seat from Wendi and Mike to talk his favorite female comedians, his favorite comedy show, and more.
TAGS: Haywood Turnipseed, Mike Quindlen, New York Times, BBC, Trump, Politics, Oliver, Walker Hays, Emilio Estivez, Kim Stanton, Glow, KISS
August 21, 2019
Paco and Balls are on the road to see KISS, but Wendi brings in the sensational Mike Quindlen to guest host! Plus, hometown girl and New York comedian Walker Hays is in the house, with comedian Haywood Turnipseed! After Walker discusses her romantic history with Quindlen, the gang talks the stark contrast between the DC and Baltimore comedy scene. Wendi prepares for her upcoming birthday roast, and teases us with some stingers. Then Wendi talks about her dad, her stormy relationship with his wife, and the struggles of being intimidating to dominant men. Walker provides some wisdom about impermanence and perspective, and the group chimes in with some ad hoc psyche therapy. Finally Walker talks her upcoming tours and an upcoming secret project that leaves us guessing!
TAGS: Walker Hays, Haywood Turnipseed, Mike Quindlen, New York, DC, Roast, Therapy, Hockey, Capitals, Oliver, KISS
August 15, 2019
Superstars Rob Baier and Denny Grace from local band Kanye Twitty pull up a couch tonight for a sip of the Holy Grail of vodka bottles, with Paco, Balls and Wendi rambunctious as ever! After we plumb the depths of the urban dictionary for an elusive term, our guests join in on some Just Push Play, where Paco and Wendi throw shade at a Motley Crew member. Then Rob and Denny talk music in the hot seat, including their bitchin’ band, their bizarre opening for Kenny Chesney, and brushing elbows with the slew of talent in their circles. This star-powered rock ’n roll fantasy ends with a rare treat - an exclusive acoustic performance that will knock your socks off!
Tags: Kanye Twitty, Rob Baier, Denny Grace, Here’s to the Night, Steve Bosniak, Chris Kirkpatrick, Kenny Chesney, Carry Underwood, Motley Crew, Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody, Ass Reamers, Eddie Van Halen, Donkey Sauce, Kelly’s Dream, Matchbox 20, KISS
August 9, 2019
Our three bared besties welcome Paco’s Got Balls super fan Kristine Klebrowski to the booth, who, along with Producer Mike, tell the story of how they met back in the days of Yahoo! Plus, Mike’s main squeeze Kim returns! With Paco and Wendi off the rails, Balls brings in the reigns to recap Wendi’s recent show at Snifters. Then Balls discusses a new publicity stunt involving chocolate dicks in the mail. Wendi gives an update on a former guest and discusses a recent successful show with Baltimore comedian Abby Mello. Then Producer Mike queues up the messages we’ve received from YOU, the listeners! And things wrap up with a hot seat featuring Krissy, where she talks about why she listens to the show and her musical passions.
Tags: Krissy, Kim, Chocolate Dicks, Abby Mello, Kelly's Dream, Snifters, User Voicemails, Rat, Hair Metal, Child’s Play, Brian Jack, Journey, Aerosmith, Toys in the Attic, Bohemian Rhapsody