Paco’s Got Balls Featuring Wendi
Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #143 - “Of Turkey Necks and Scrotum Skin” - with Mickey Cucchiella

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #143 - “Of Turkey Necks and Scrotum Skin” - with Mickey Cucchiella

December 5, 2019

On this night before Thanksgiving, the boys welcome returning guest, 98 Rock alum and Baltimore comedian Mickey Cucchiella! It’s a merry old time when Mickey describes his great harvest celebrations of Thanksgivings past. Paco details some of his own holiday history, and talks about a particularly mischievous night of swashbuckling. Then Paco and Balls recount their Royal Farms incident with Walker Hayes and a $40 of friend chicken. The holidays at the studio wouldn’t be quite complete with an update on Balls’ foreskin, and Mickey suggests Balls may have a subconscious fixation. Finally we wrap up with Balls and Paco’s weekend skeet shooting trip.

Tags: Thanksgiving, Mickey Cucchiella, Turkey, Green Bean Casserole, Royal Farms, Walker Hayes, Chicken, Skeet Shooting, 4-wheeling, Break-in story, cocaine, foreskin, fetish, Never Never, WKRP, Turkey Drop

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #142 - “Hand Job, Marry, Kill” with Brohemian Rhapsody and Mike Quindlen

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #142 - “Hand Job, Marry, Kill” with Brohemian Rhapsody and Mike Quindlen

November 24, 2019

The Brohemian Rhapsody boys are back in a side-splitting episode with a hilariously tormented Mike Quindlen, still begrudgingly filling in for Paco! After Balls and Dave Draper talk about our recent prank on the Graveyard Goonz, Quindlen rages against former guest RJ Jackson, prompting Producer Mike to reign him in. Our favorite flustered Philadelphian then describes the acting role that got away, and takes a few digs at the the academic options for folks on the Eastern Shore. Soon a rousing Voicemail session is in order, featuring some familiar tones and a belated Halloween FMK. Some Popeye’s Chicken talk whets our appetites, before a call to Wendi Townsend leaves us swooning, and some dirt is flung across the FM waves as Wes Anderson proves he can hold his own! Then Quindlen throws shade at our former intern, who is actually quite dashing, and who still writes the show notes.

 

Tags: Brohemian Rhapsody, Dave Draper, Patrick Draper, Wes Anderson, Mike Quindlen, Dick in a Box, RJ Jackson, Salisbury University, Pennywise, Mike Myers, Freddy Krueger, Popeye’s Chicken, Wendi Townsend, Macho Man Randy Savage, Meth, Beavis and Butthead

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #141 “Winner Winner Chicken Dinner” with Brohemian Rhapsody

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #141 “Winner Winner Chicken Dinner” with Brohemian Rhapsody

November 16, 2019

With nary a Paco in sight, gravelly-voiced psychopomp Mike Quindlen rolls into the studio to bust some Balls, along with the members of hot new show Brohemian Rhapsody: Wes Anderson and brothers Dave & Patrick Draper! Balls talks about the bloody results of a college bender, while the others discuss an old Bradley Cooper film. Then Patrick professes a rare carnal desire, and Balls recaps the recent show at Roadie Joe’s with Walker Hayes. Quindlen describes a ‘killer’ comedy show, and talks about his dog’s bizarre appetite.

Tags: Mike Quindlen, Patrick Draper, Dave Draper, Wes Anderson, Night train, Midnight meat train, Bradley Cooper, Blumkin, Royal Farms, Walker Hayes, chicken, Heart attack, and OD at a show Black lab, Jeffery Epstein, Ottobar, Zissimos, The Wire, Brohemian Rhapsody, Queen

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #140 - “Look at my Butthole” with the RJ Jackson and Danielle Campbell of the Graveyard Goonz

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #140 - “Look at my Butthole” with the RJ Jackson and Danielle Campbell of the Graveyard Goonz

November 8, 2019

It’s Halloween Part II as internet power-couple RJ Jackson and Danielle Campbell of the Graveyard Goonz creep up from the cursed earth to spread mischief and mayhem with Paco and Balls! The Goonz chat about everything from their work, their art, and pranking the masses, plus they reveal the whereabouts of their former Goonz cast-mates. Then RJ confronts Balls about their recent prank gift, and tells us all about Dark-Web Unboxing. Soon the Goonz demonstrate one of their Halloween prank calls by way of Producer Mike’s phone! Then we give Wendi a call, and she has a chat with Joanna Campbell, whose gone batty from Moonshine. This spooky spectacular boasts chats about the best Halloween candy, surprise buttholes, missing teeth, and lesser known Schwarzeneggers.

Tags: Graveyard Goonz, RJ Jackson, Danielle Campbell, Joanna Campbell, Prank Calls, Dark Web, Unboxing, Halloween, Reeses Pumpkins, Dark Chocolate, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wendi Townsend, Dave Draper, Hijinks.fun/chat

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #139 “Fingered and Fisted Pickles” w/ Joanna Campbell of The Bay

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #139 “Fingered and Fisted Pickles” w/ Joanna Campbell of The Bay

November 3, 2019

On this Halloween seasonal spectacular, Paco and Balls invite returning guest, Joanna Campbell of 100.7 the Bay for some laughs and scares! Joanna kicks off the nights with some scary stories from growing up in Gettysburg, a paranormal hot-spot, and a prophetic Ouija board. Then Paco and Balls describe their fear of elevators. Balls reveals a snazzy surprise for the Fire Your Guns segment, courtesy of a friend of the show. Then the gang breaks into more scary stories, including tales of shadow people, vigilant cats, UFOs, cold pizza, knocking doors, and demonic entities. Soon the gang checks the voicemails and gets a surprise from a couple of celebrities. Then Paco and Balls continue to mortify Joanna with tales of killer clown movies, and…you guessed it…foreskins.

 

TAGS: Joanna Campbell, 100.7 The Bay, Halloween, Scary Stories, Ouija boards, UFOs, Fashion Rocks Autism, The A-Team, Pornographic Arrest, Pickles, Gettysburg, Cat, Ghosts, Haunted House, Spooky, Terrifier, Art the Clown, Dracula, Beavis and Butthead, Bobby 'Boris' Pickett

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #138 - “Goals”  with Abby Mello

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #138 - “Goals” with Abby Mello

October 24, 2019

A pickle-drunk Paco and Balls are joined by special new guest: local comedian and psychology professor Abby Mello! Abby fills us in on the origins of the all-women comedy showcase she produces - and discusses how it got it’s astounding name - and a little bit about the subject she teaches. Abby helps the boys develop solutions to internal conflicts, and we hear from Wendi as she struggles to give away 21 Pilots tickets. After a quick story about drunk Balls eats a chalupa, an alluring new sleep-ware ad gives the gang a juicy chat. Soon Abby weights in on Paco’s recent harassment by the authorities, and Producer Mike cues up another round of voicemails. Abby chats television, and the night rounds out with some Breaking Bad debate.

 

Tags: Abby Mello, The Clitorati Presents: Lip Service, 21 Pilots, Brett the Hitman Heart, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Bob Odenkirk, Fleabag, Rob Lowe, The Grinder, Chalupa, Organization Psychology, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Rob Fahey

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #137 “Queen Pickle” w/ Ole Smoky and Kim Stanton

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #137 “Queen Pickle” w/ Ole Smoky and Kim Stanton

October 17, 2019

Paco and Balls entertain the enigmatic Moonshine Pickles and the lovely Kim Stanton while recapping previous episodes and following up on some hot topics. Balls gets a killer deal at Ma’s Pizza, and Paco ponders about the troubled times of a bygone age. Then Balls expresses his concerns about a nefarious soy burger, and Paco chats admin duties for Big Timing Comedy. Soon Paco and Balls are weighing in on Shia Labeouf, and Balls reveals some unpleasant feedback from an audience member. The game is on when Paco, Balls, and Kim cue up some Real or Fake News to round out the evening!

Tags: Moonshine Pickles, Kim Stanton, Ma’s Pizza, Constantine, Keanu Reeves, Customer Feedback from the live show, T-Shirt Time, Saw, Games, Real or Fake News, glyphosate, Monsanto, Weedkiller, Impossible Foods, QUEEN

 

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #136 - “Everybody Poops” with Bob Delmont

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #136 - “Everybody Poops” with Bob Delmont

October 13, 2019

Powerhouse guest Bob Delmont returns for a rip-roarin’ good time with Paco, Balls and Producer Mike, this time geared up for the hot seat! First, Bob unveils the origins of his radio program, Delmont’s Diner, and Paco gives an update on his conflict with the the Home Owner’s Association. Then Bob talks his visit to the Anne Frank house. With a bit of a push, Balls drops Wendi Townsend a line, and she provides updates on her dream job and tells us why we should look for a few Wendi-centric surprises during the next Ravens game! After an alarming fun fact about sloths, Bob gets drilled about his work, music, television, and reveals his trick to staying so jacked. We talk Breaking Bad, the Boys, Cobra Kai, and Seinfeld…plus the gang reveals their favorite country singers!

Tags: Bob Delmont, Delmont’s Diner, 93.1 WPOC, Ravens, Anne Frank, Gestappo, Breaking Bad, El Camino, The Boys, Homelander, Cobra Kai, Youtube, Amazon Prime, Jerry Seinfeld, George Kastanza, Reba Mcentire, Travis Tritt, Garth Brookes, Country Music, Superheroes, Dominic McEllikgott, Punisher, Daredevil, Travis Tritt

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #135 - “Paco and Ball-iversary” with Bob Delmont

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #135 - “Paco and Ball-iversary” with Bob Delmont

October 10, 2019

It’s the 3 year anniversary of Paco’s Got Balls featuring Wendi, and we welcome the liquidy-voiced Bob Delmont, of "Delmont's Diner Mid-days on WPOC! After Paco chronicles the events that made podcast history, Bob surprises us with a delicious anniversary gift. Then Balls recaps the live show at Union Craft Brewery, where Paco had to play the bad guy, and the boys rubbed elbows with some 98Rock Allstars - including our own Wendi Townsend! Paco chats his Ocean City conference, and the group discusses the Ocean City H2OI. Soon, Paco and Bob pull out some impressions, and Balls talks college football scholarships, Ray Lewis, and Ravens in the Sports Corner. Paco addresses Ravens current situation in detail.

Tags: Bob Delmont, Delmont’s Diner, 93.1 WPOC, Ocean City, Union Craft Brewery, Jay Mohr, Gilbert Gottfried, Frank Caliendo, Christopher Walken, Ray Lewis, Football, scholarships, NFL, NAACP, Dancing with the Stars, Ravens, Earl Thomas, Brandon Williams, Jimmy Smitts, Child's Play

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #134 - “Your Show Sucks” - LIVE At Union Craft Brewing with Scott Reardon

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #134 - “Your Show Sucks” - LIVE At Union Craft Brewing with Scott Reardon

October 1, 2019

Paco… Balls… Wendi… Producer Mike and... "INTERN" Andy! The gang is together again in an uproarious reunion show recorded live at Baltimore’s own Union Craft Brewing, with special returning guest Scott Reardon of 98 Rock! After a quick discussion of the new Joaquin Phoenix Joker film, Balls breaks out a mysterious gift he received for Wendi, which triggers flashbacks of the 2018 Mystery Mailer. The gang handles a particularly verbose audience member before delving into the new Ravens quarterback, and then it’s on to audience questions. We chat body positivity, zombie apocalypses, and homosexual experimentation. Scott suffers a critical blow from a belligerent audience member, and Wendi discusses pimple popping. It’s a wild night filled with delicious Union Craft brews, games, prizes, and some classic Paco and Balls antics as they reunite with their MVP!

TAGS: Scott Reardon, 98 Rock, Justin, Scott and Spiegel in the Morning, Union Craft Brewing, Ravens, Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, Dildos, Pimple Popping, @ChicagoTheBand