September 21, 2019
It’s a Full House minus the John Stamos, when Balls, Paco and Mike welcome our Salisbury pals: Mila Simon, Connor Dykes, and the teetle toatling John Dayton! John talks about his upcoming trip to Albuquerque to spread the good word. Then Balls gushes about Breaking Bad, and Connor gives his critique of the Sopranos. Things get topical when Paco rages about the recent New York ban of flavored e-cigs, and expresses his paranoia about the sinister HOA. Balls calls on the power of Wendi to cheer him up, all the way from the remote reaches of the 98Rock studio. The gang chats Ravens and tries their luck at winning Joker tickets. And finally the team takes a look at some listener voicemails, and here’s from some familiar and not-so familiar characters.
TAGS: Kelly’s Dream Annual Gold Tournament, Albuquerque, John Dayton, Mila Simon, Breaking Bad, Sopranos, Better Call Saul, Sons of Anarchy, New York, Flavored e-cigarettes, Ravens, Joker, Cat Mannon, Wendi Townsend, The Cars, Ric Ocasek
September 12, 2019
Eric Woodworth is back to help welcome returning guest, the sultry voiced Pete Bergen, who sparks a discussion about Paco’s VR Porn challenge. Then Balls describes his recent targets for the chocolate dick prank, and the gang speculates about density. When Paco shares a particularly relevant Bible verse, we go off-the-rales on a for-skin-tuitous bit about the trial of Christ as held in the deep South. After we delve into this week’s voicemails, we dish about Wendi’s recent birthday roast.
Tags: Pete Bergen, Eric Woodworth, The Final Five, Tom Myers, the Bible, Jesus Christ, VR Porn, Chocolate Dick, Foreskin, Sean Savoy, Dave Draper, Donald Duck, Goofy, Voicemails, Graveyard Goons Kajun Kelley, "Sky Is Falling", 9-11
September 6, 2019
The boys are back, this time time with Baltimore comedian and host of Quality Time podcast Erik Woodworth in the Wendi chair! As the crew speculates her whereabouts, Balls dials her phone - but will he get a hold of her? And where is she?? The answer could shake the very foundation of Paco’s Got Balls as we know it! Plus, Paco and Balls give a recap of their trip to see KISS, and talk about Paul Stanley’s new routine. Story time continues as Balls delivers a rapid fire account of his drunken Labor Day weekend boating adventures, and Paco tells a tragic tale of an old friend from Souris’s Saloon.
Tags: 7th Annual Kelly's Dream Golf, 98 Rock, Erik Woodworth, Quality Time Podcast, Bloodsport, Dawn of the Dead, KISS, Paul Stanley, Van Halen, Diamond Dave, Labor Day, Teen Wolf, Michael J Fox, Wedding Ring, Cellar Door, The Hangover, Souris’s Saloon,
August 29, 2019
Wendi and guest host Mike Quindlen welcome Baltimore comedian Haywood Turnipseed to the studio to hold down the fort as Balls and Paco attend KISS. After Wendi cues up the vodka machine gun, Quindlen probes Haywood about his recent New York Times opinion piece and his special appearance for the BBC discussing Trump. When things heat up politically, Haywood gets a hot seat from Wendi and Mike to talk his favorite female comedians, his favorite comedy show, and more.
TAGS: Haywood Turnipseed, Mike Quindlen, New York Times, BBC, Trump, Politics, Oliver, Walker Hays, Emilio Estivez, Kim Stanton, Glow, KISS
August 21, 2019
Paco and Balls are on the road to see KISS, but Wendi brings in the sensational Mike Quindlen to guest host! Plus, hometown girl and New York comedian Walker Hays is in the house, with comedian Haywood Turnipseed! After Walker discusses her romantic history with Quindlen, the gang talks the stark contrast between the DC and Baltimore comedy scene. Wendi prepares for her upcoming birthday roast, and teases us with some stingers. Then Wendi talks about her dad, her stormy relationship with his wife, and the struggles of being intimidating to dominant men. Walker provides some wisdom about impermanence and perspective, and the group chimes in with some ad hoc psyche therapy. Finally Walker talks her upcoming tours and an upcoming secret project that leaves us guessing!
TAGS: Walker Hays, Haywood Turnipseed, Mike Quindlen, New York, DC, Roast, Therapy, Hockey, Capitals, Oliver, KISS
August 15, 2019
Superstars Rob Baier and Denny Grace from local band Kanye Twitty pull up a couch tonight for a sip of the Holy Grail of vodka bottles, with Paco, Balls and Wendi rambunctious as ever! After we plumb the depths of the urban dictionary for an elusive term, our guests join in on some Just Push Play, where Paco and Wendi throw shade at a Motley Crew member. Then Rob and Denny talk music in the hot seat, including their bitchin’ band, their bizarre opening for Kenny Chesney, and brushing elbows with the slew of talent in their circles. This star-powered rock ’n roll fantasy ends with a rare treat - an exclusive acoustic performance that will knock your socks off!
Tags: Kanye Twitty, Rob Baier, Denny Grace, Here’s to the Night, Steve Bosniak, Chris Kirkpatrick, Kenny Chesney, Carry Underwood, Motley Crew, Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody, Ass Reamers, Eddie Van Halen, Donkey Sauce, Kelly’s Dream, Matchbox 20, KISS
August 9, 2019
Our three bared besties welcome Paco’s Got Balls super fan Kristine Klebrowski to the booth, who, along with Producer Mike, tell the story of how they met back in the days of Yahoo! Plus, Mike’s main squeeze Kim returns! With Paco and Wendi off the rails, Balls brings in the reigns to recap Wendi’s recent show at Snifters. Then Balls discusses a new publicity stunt involving chocolate dicks in the mail. Wendi gives an update on a former guest and discusses a recent successful show with Baltimore comedian Abby Mello. Then Producer Mike queues up the messages we’ve received from YOU, the listeners! And things wrap up with a hot seat featuring Krissy, where she talks about why she listens to the show and her musical passions.
Tags: Krissy, Kim, Chocolate Dicks, Abby Mello, Kelly's Dream, Snifters, User Voicemails, Rat, Hair Metal, Child’s Play, Brian Jack, Journey, Aerosmith, Toys in the Attic, Bohemian Rhapsody
July 31, 2019
Joanna Campbell and Kelly O'Donnell Ware are back this week for a titillating part 2. After Paco explodes with Balls on the Baltimore music scene, the two make plans to take the show on the road, with sites set on Church of Satire! Balls explains a recent awkward phone call, and then its Joanna vs Wendi for a game of 'Who does Time Fullpower love more?' We round out this episode exploring chocolate dicks, the complex emotions of cocktails, the subtle nuances of a recent viral challenge created by porn stars. Finally, Balls breaks the news about a new segment on the show that involves listener participation.
TAGS: Joanna Campbell, Kelley O'donnell Ware, Kelley's Dream, Tim Fullpower, 100.7 The Bay, Barry Sax and the Hound, Chocolate Dicks, Intern Andy, Richard Yeagley, Running Butthole Challenge, Jim Bryan, Church of Satire, Tommy Sinbazo, Cheap Trick
July 26, 2019
Podcast family favorite Kelly O’Donnell Ware drops by to kick off the episode with a plug for the 7th Annual Kelly's Dream golf tournament! Kelley helps us warmly welcome celebrity guest - D.J. and radio personality Joanna Campbell from 100.7 The Bay! After Wendi reveals how she injured her hand, Balls describes another gory incident that has us cringing. Then Jo talks about her long and fruitful career in radio, her favorite album of all time, and all the famous folks she’s grazed elbows with. It’s a star-studded hour packed with booze, bands, and badasses, as the crew shares tattoos, William Shatner’s music, stories of Amish markets, and cheese filled hot dogs.
TAGS: Joanna Campbell, Kelly O’Donnell Ware, Kelley’s Dream, Walk the Moon, Green Day, Dookie, 21 Pilots, Crash Test Dummies, Taylor Swift, Red Octopus Tattoos, Ink Masters, HFSFestival, Gavin Rothdale, Gwen Stefani, Real Big Fish, William Shatner, Billy Joe Armstrong, Dave Navarro, David Bowie
July 20, 2019
We pleasurably welcome comedian Dusty York all the way from NYC to talk shop about comedy and East Coast show business! First off, Paco Balls and Wendi takes guesses about how Dusty met his girlfriend. Then the gang discusses the tricky road to getting paid work as a standup in New York and Baltimore, and plans are devised to take a group trip to the Big Apple together.
Tags; Dusty York, New York, Ottobar, Rogue Pageantry, Das Bierhalle, Mickey Cucchiella, Righteous Brothers, Unchained Melody