July 12, 2019
After a long break the Holy Trinity assembles, this time pumped about a recent jam session that ignites a new musical venture - with Paco on lead guitar and Balls on the sax! After a quick review of Bohemian Rhapsody and Balls’ verdict on the Game of Thrones finale, Wendi gushes about her new boss and showers praise on some local talent. Balls hatches a devious plan to prank some of our fellow internet radio jockeys, and Wendi explains the tricky nature of our tongue-twisting show title. Then the gang describes some new groundbreaking camera technology.
Tags: Bohemian Rhapsody, Game of Thrones, Das Bierhalle, Sandy Bernstein, Matt Cannon, Tim Fullpower, Wendi’s Boss, McGooby’s, Eric Meyers, Chocolate Dicks, Quality Time, Tommy Sinbazo, Eric Woodworth, Laugh Finder, Cock Cam
July 8, 2019
With Wendi away at Das Bierhall, guest-host Josie Marcellino swings by the studio to bust Paco’s Balls. Together they welcome guest Walt Rampata, a hemp grower and consultant at Baltimore’s own ReLeaf Shop cannibis dispensary! Balls kicks off with some foreskin updates and an awkward discussion with Papa Jolicoeur. Then Josie describes a recent gardening accident that left her with a broken tailbone. Soon the hot seat is ablaze when Walt takes us to school about the ins and outs of growing marijuana and the life-changing medicinal benefits of CBD. It’s an educational deep dive through the world of farming and science, and metabolizing cannabinoids, with a transfixed Paco and Balls along for the ride!
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Tags: ReLeaf Shop, CBD, Hemp, Black Market, Marijuana, Cannabinoids, Monarch-Botanicals.com, sativa, tailbone, Endocannabinoid System, Foreskin, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The More You Know, Mary Jane Watson, Mary-Louise Parker, Hemorrhoid Donut Pillows, Kim Basinger
June 29, 2019
Paco and Balls bring pinch hitter and Baltimore comedian Josie Marcellino in to guest host a spectacular show from the future. Paco describes his experience at Firefly and a peculiar stay at an Air B&B, and Josie makes good use of his dream-analysis skills. Soon the three discuss the actor recently cast as the new Batman, and Balls describes a bizarre new sex move. Then Paco attempts to use Snap Chat, and gives us some long overdue Sports Corner news about the Toronto Raptors, while Balls discusses a recent article that sparks a political discussion.
Tags: Josie Marcellino, Firefly Festival, Ouija Board, Robert Pattinson, Drinking Shampoo, Batman, Toronto Raptors, Johnny Depp, McGooby’s, Megan Rapinoe, Colin Kaepernick, National Anthem, Animal Crackers, Snap Chat, Back To The Future, Huey Lewis & The News, Back In Time
June 21, 2019
Past guest Kevi Cornell is back in the studio tonight to chat about the forthcoming chapter of The Element Saga: The Soul Dagger. Kevin gives us a recap and talks about what fans can look forward to in the thrilling urban fantasy series. Then Balls passes the balls to Wendi, who describes her middle-seat flight home from Vegas. Balls gives an update on the Douglas Peterson mystery, while Paco debriefs the gang on the David Ortiz shooting in the Sports Corner and chats a little Golden State Warriors news. Kevi and Paco then give their review on the new Aladdin movie starring Will Smith.
WARNING: This episode contains spoilers for Avengers: Endgame and Aladdin.
Tags: Kevi Cornell, The Element Saga, The Soul Dagger, Gold State Warriors, David Ortiz, Douglas Peterson, Aladdin, Will Smith, Disney, Avengers, Gaston, Kristoff, Frozen, Luke Evans, Dominican Republic, Flying Fish Cafe, Disney Boardwalk, IngramSpark, Tom Jones
June 14, 2019
Balls’ childhood friends are here in the studio for some quality time, and we are kicking back with Josh Wheeler whose here all the way from Saudi Arabia! Balls first discusses his appointment with his urologist, and Wendi shows off a new character. Balls discusses he and Josh’s experiences in Nash-Vegas, where Josh performed at the Country Music Festival. The team talks Country Music stars, Reba McIntyre, and country music love. Then it’s Josh in the hot seat to talk music, his career, and Netflix and chillin’.
TAGS: Kenny Chesney, Tim McGraw, Carrie Underwood, Dierks Bentley, Rascall Flatts, Kelsey Ballarini, Luke Bryan, Keith Urban, Joan Jett, Reba McEntire, Vince Gill, Brett Michaels, Iron Eagle, Top Gun, Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, Jason Statham, Garth Brooks, Maren Morris, Mary Kelsey, Netflix and Chill, CMA Festival, R.I.P. Brad Delp, Boston
June 9, 2019
Guest Tommy Sinbazo from the Laugh Finder Podcast is back this week with Connor Whelton for a special anniversary show stocked with foreskin fun! After we discuss what Tommy’s role at Hogwarts might entail, Balls describes his online pursuit of a copy of Willow on DVD, and Paco unveils his impression of Gwildor from Masters of the Universe. Then we get an in-depth look of Balls’ foreskin restoration process, including some daring escapades and close calls. Afterwards, Tommy discusses a recent Amazon purchase and sheds some light on personal urinal bag functionality. Soon the gang gets into some wild news stories and Tommy plays FMK with some particularly unique choices.
Tags: Tommy Sinbazo, Connor Whelton, Laugh Finder Podcast, Absolute Quality, Hogwarts, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Masters of the Universe, Warwick Davis, Willow, Foreskin Restoration, John Wick, Keanu Reeves, Game of Thrones, Theon, Ramsey, Piss Bag, Avengers: Endgame, Hair Engagement Ring, Otters that Look Like Matt Damon, Blogspot, Sex dolls, Resident Evil, Aerosmith
June 1, 2019
Guest host Tommy Sinbazo from the Laugh Finder Podcast fills in for Wendi tonight to help Paco and Balls welcome guest Connor Whelton, owner of Baltimore’s ReLeaf Shop cannabis dispensary! After discussion of Tommy’s happy hour with pirates, the gang debates the divisive finale of a popular HBO series, and Balls gives an update on a new email from new potential intern, Douglas Peterson. Then Connor describes how he went from testing video games to being a full fledged purveyor of medical marijuana. Connor explains how Tommy can get a medical marijuana card, and gives us the scoop on available products.
Tags: Connor Whelton, Tommy Sinbazo, ReLeaf Shop, Douglas Peterson, Cannabis, Rascall Flatts, Donkey Sauce, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Leonardo, John Popper, Newsweek, The Neverending Story, Game of Thrones, Avengers: Endgame, Douglas Peterson, EA Nintendo, Planet Fitness, INSYS Therapeutics, Joe Robinson, CBD Oil, Mary Jane Watson, Mary Louise Parker, Kim Basinger, Kathy Bates, Die Laughing Productions, Murder Mystery, Tom Petty
May 24, 2019
The Hard Times managing editor Eric Navarro joins Paco and the gang to talk about music, culture, and that controversial article he wrote about Warped Tour. Meanwhile, Paco and Balls discuss their Roadie Joes success, and Intern Andy’s sublime navigational skills. Then Eric Navarro is put to the test when Balls springs a pop quiz. Tune in for discussion about Penis Parks, Pink Floyd, Wendi’s show with Justin Schlegel, and what it’s like to work for the best satirical news outlet since The Onion!
TAGS: Eric Navarro, The Hard Times, Penis Park, Dan Liberto, Punk Rock, Modest Mouse, Warped Tour, Roadie Joes, Kanye West, Pink Floyd, 311, Justin Schlegel, James Finn, Matt Sankum, The League, Jason Mantzoukas, Brian Jack
May 19, 2019
Baltimore comedian and self proclaimed Facebook troll James Finn joins the gang tonight for a review of Natty Boh’s new Day Beer. Eric chats about a recent close call at work with this foreskin extender, and then we promptly put James in the hot seat! James talks music, Matt Cannon, and gets some well-deserved praise for his progress as a polished comic. Then he gets personal about his dating history, his Celebrity pass-list, and his open letter to Danny Devito.
TAGS: James Finn, Live the Band, Crybaby, Matt Cannon, Phil Collins, Danny Devito, Celebrity Pass List, Natty Boh, Day Beer, Foreskin, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Uso, Das Bierhall
May 12, 2019
In this special blast from the past episode, the gang is joined by an old friend from the Paco’s Got Balls archives: the very talented actress, model, and on-air hostess Joy Jewell! Joy gets her turn in the spotlight with a round of Just Push Play and talks her favorite tunes, then discusses dating, relationships, and her career. We ask Joy about her pal (and former Paco’s Got Balls guest) Jen Siedel, her experiences with acting gigs. It's an episode of fun, fashion and family you won't want to miss!
TAGS:Joy Jewell, Jen Siedel, Funsho, Numb3rz, Gal Gadot, Wonder Woman, Acting, Modeling, Dating, Sinead O’connor, Sigourney Weaver, Rob Fahey