Paco’s Got Balls Featuring Wendi
Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #139 “Fingered and Fisted Pickles” w/ Joanna Campbell of The Bay

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #139 “Fingered and Fisted Pickles” w/ Joanna Campbell of The Bay

November 3, 2019

On this Halloween seasonal spectacular, Paco and Balls invite returning guest, Joanna Campbell of 100.7 the Bay for some laughs and scares! Joanna kicks off the nights with some scary stories from growing up in Gettysburg, a paranormal hot-spot, and a prophetic Ouija board. Then Paco and Balls describe their fear of elevators. Balls reveals a snazzy surprise for the Fire Your Guns segment, courtesy of a friend of the show. Then the gang breaks into more scary stories, including tales of shadow people, vigilant cats, UFOs, cold pizza, knocking doors, and demonic entities. Soon the gang checks the voicemails and gets a surprise from a couple of celebrities. Then Paco and Balls continue to mortify Joanna with tales of killer clown movies, and…you guessed it…foreskins.

 

TAGS: Joanna Campbell, 100.7 The Bay, Halloween, Scary Stories, Ouija boards, UFOs, Fashion Rocks Autism, The A-Team, Pornographic Arrest, Pickles, Gettysburg, Cat, Ghosts, Haunted House, Spooky, Terrifier, Art the Clown, Dracula, Beavis and Butthead, Bobby 'Boris' Pickett

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #138 - “Goals”  with Abby Mello

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #138 - “Goals” with Abby Mello

October 24, 2019

A pickle-drunk Paco and Balls are joined by special new guest: local comedian and psychology professor Abby Mello! Abby fills us in on the origins of the all-women comedy showcase she produces - and discusses how it got it’s astounding name - and a little bit about the subject she teaches. Abby helps the boys develop solutions to internal conflicts, and we hear from Wendi as she struggles to give away 21 Pilots tickets. After a quick story about drunk Balls eats a chalupa, an alluring new sleep-ware ad gives the gang a juicy chat. Soon Abby weights in on Paco’s recent harassment by the authorities, and Producer Mike cues up another round of voicemails. Abby chats television, and the night rounds out with some Breaking Bad debate.

 

Tags: Abby Mello, The Clitorati Presents: Lip Service, 21 Pilots, Brett the Hitman Heart, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Bob Odenkirk, Fleabag, Rob Lowe, The Grinder, Chalupa, Organization Psychology, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Rob Fahey

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #137 “Queen Pickle” w/ Ole Smoky and Kim Stanton

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #137 “Queen Pickle” w/ Ole Smoky and Kim Stanton

October 17, 2019

Paco and Balls entertain the enigmatic Moonshine Pickles and the lovely Kim Stanton while recapping previous episodes and following up on some hot topics. Balls gets a killer deal at Ma’s Pizza, and Paco ponders about the troubled times of a bygone age. Then Balls expresses his concerns about a nefarious soy burger, and Paco chats admin duties for Big Timing Comedy. Soon Paco and Balls are weighing in on Shia Labeouf, and Balls reveals some unpleasant feedback from an audience member. The game is on when Paco, Balls, and Kim cue up some Real or Fake News to round out the evening!

Tags: Moonshine Pickles, Kim Stanton, Ma’s Pizza, Constantine, Keanu Reeves, Customer Feedback from the live show, T-Shirt Time, Saw, Games, Real or Fake News, glyphosate, Monsanto, Weedkiller, Impossible Foods, QUEEN

 

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #136 - “Everybody Poops” with Bob Delmont

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #136 - “Everybody Poops” with Bob Delmont

October 13, 2019

Powerhouse guest Bob Delmont returns for a rip-roarin’ good time with Paco, Balls and Producer Mike, this time geared up for the hot seat! First, Bob unveils the origins of his radio program, Delmont’s Diner, and Paco gives an update on his conflict with the the Home Owner’s Association. Then Bob talks his visit to the Anne Frank house. With a bit of a push, Balls drops Wendi Townsend a line, and she provides updates on her dream job and tells us why we should look for a few Wendi-centric surprises during the next Ravens game! After an alarming fun fact about sloths, Bob gets drilled about his work, music, television, and reveals his trick to staying so jacked. We talk Breaking Bad, the Boys, Cobra Kai, and Seinfeld…plus the gang reveals their favorite country singers!

Tags: Bob Delmont, Delmont’s Diner, 93.1 WPOC, Ravens, Anne Frank, Gestappo, Breaking Bad, El Camino, The Boys, Homelander, Cobra Kai, Youtube, Amazon Prime, Jerry Seinfeld, George Kastanza, Reba Mcentire, Travis Tritt, Garth Brookes, Country Music, Superheroes, Dominic McEllikgott, Punisher, Daredevil, Travis Tritt

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #135 - “Paco and Ball-iversary” with Bob Delmont

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #135 - “Paco and Ball-iversary” with Bob Delmont

October 10, 2019

It’s the 3 year anniversary of Paco’s Got Balls featuring Wendi, and we welcome the liquidy-voiced Bob Delmont, of "Delmont's Diner Mid-days on WPOC! After Paco chronicles the events that made podcast history, Bob surprises us with a delicious anniversary gift. Then Balls recaps the live show at Union Craft Brewery, where Paco had to play the bad guy, and the boys rubbed elbows with some 98Rock Allstars - including our own Wendi Townsend! Paco chats his Ocean City conference, and the group discusses the Ocean City H2OI. Soon, Paco and Bob pull out some impressions, and Balls talks college football scholarships, Ray Lewis, and Ravens in the Sports Corner. Paco addresses Ravens current situation in detail.

Tags: Bob Delmont, Delmont’s Diner, 93.1 WPOC, Ocean City, Union Craft Brewery, Jay Mohr, Gilbert Gottfried, Frank Caliendo, Christopher Walken, Ray Lewis, Football, scholarships, NFL, NAACP, Dancing with the Stars, Ravens, Earl Thomas, Brandon Williams, Jimmy Smitts, Child's Play

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #134 - “Your Show Sucks” - LIVE At Union Craft Brewing with Scott Reardon

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #134 - “Your Show Sucks” - LIVE At Union Craft Brewing with Scott Reardon

October 1, 2019

Paco… Balls… Wendi… Producer Mike and... "INTERN" Andy! The gang is together again in an uproarious reunion show recorded live at Baltimore’s own Union Craft Brewing, with special returning guest Scott Reardon of 98 Rock! After a quick discussion of the new Joaquin Phoenix Joker film, Balls breaks out a mysterious gift he received for Wendi, which triggers flashbacks of the 2018 Mystery Mailer. The gang handles a particularly verbose audience member before delving into the new Ravens quarterback, and then it’s on to audience questions. We chat body positivity, zombie apocalypses, and homosexual experimentation. Scott suffers a critical blow from a belligerent audience member, and Wendi discusses pimple popping. It’s a wild night filled with delicious Union Craft brews, games, prizes, and some classic Paco and Balls antics as they reunite with their MVP!

TAGS: Scott Reardon, 98 Rock, Justin, Scott and Spiegel in the Morning, Union Craft Brewing, Ravens, Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, Dildos, Pimple Popping, @ChicagoTheBand

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #133 “A Livable Community” - with Connor Dykes

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #133 “A Livable Community” - with Connor Dykes

September 25, 2019

Returning guest Connor Dykes arrives on the scene from PG County to talk shop with the boys, who are fueled this time by flavored seltzers. Paco talks about his college days masquerading as his alter ego, and Chipotle’s new protein option is discussed. Then the boys talk their favorite fast food joints. Paco suggests an ambitious new show segment that lets Balls vent, and Connor describes a close call at an airport. Paco and Balls make plans to be cops. Then Connor takes the spotlight to talk about his progress in standup comedy.

 

Tags: Connor Dykes, Prince George’s County, Steve McCenna, Three Sheets, Chipotle, Vic Farrari, Cops, Airport, Kiss, Ares Spears, Cranberry seltzer, Van Halen

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #132 “Do you Have Papers?” with John Dayton, Mila Simon and Connor Dykes

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #132 “Do you Have Papers?” with John Dayton, Mila Simon and Connor Dykes

September 21, 2019

It’s a Full House minus the John Stamos, when Balls, Paco and Mike welcome our Salisbury pals: Mila Simon, Connor Dykes, and the teetle toatling John Dayton! John talks about his upcoming trip to Albuquerque to spread the good word. Then Balls gushes about Breaking Bad, and Connor gives his critique of the Sopranos. Things get topical when Paco rages about the recent New York ban of flavored e-cigs, and expresses his paranoia about the sinister HOA. Balls calls on the power of Wendi to cheer him up, all the way from the remote reaches of the 98Rock studio. The gang chats Ravens and tries their luck at winning Joker tickets. And finally the team takes a look at some listener voicemails, and here’s from some familiar and not-so familiar characters.

TAGS: Kelly’s Dream Annual Gold Tournament, Albuquerque, John Dayton, Mila Simon, Breaking Bad, Sopranos, Better Call Saul, Sons of Anarchy, New York, Flavored e-cigarettes, Ravens, Joker, Cat Mannon, Wendi Townsend, The Cars, Ric Ocasek

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #131 “It Feels Amazing” with Pete Bergen

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #131 “It Feels Amazing” with Pete Bergen

September 12, 2019

Eric Woodworth is back to help welcome returning guest, the sultry voiced Pete Bergen, who sparks a discussion about Paco’s VR Porn challenge. Then Balls describes his recent targets for the chocolate dick prank, and the gang speculates about density. When Paco shares a particularly relevant Bible verse, we go off-the-rales on a for-skin-tuitous bit about the trial of Christ as held in the deep South. After we delve into this week’s voicemails, we dish about Wendi’s recent birthday roast.

 

Tags: Pete Bergen, Eric Woodworth, The Final Five, Tom Myers, the Bible, Jesus Christ, VR Porn, Chocolate Dick, Foreskin, Sean Savoy, Dave Draper, Donald Duck, Goofy, Voicemails, Graveyard Goons Kajun Kelley, "Sky Is Falling", 9-11

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #130 - “Oh Wendi, Where Art Thou?” With Erik Woodworth

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #130 - “Oh Wendi, Where Art Thou?” With Erik Woodworth

September 6, 2019

The boys are back, this time time with Baltimore comedian and host of Quality Time podcast Erik Woodworth in the Wendi chair! As the crew speculates her whereabouts, Balls dials her phone - but will he get a hold of her? And where is she?? The answer could shake the very foundation of Paco’s Got Balls as we know it! Plus, Paco and Balls give a recap of their trip to see KISS, and talk about Paul Stanley’s new routine. Story time continues as Balls delivers a rapid fire account of his drunken Labor Day weekend boating adventures, and Paco tells a tragic tale of an old friend from Souris’s Saloon.

 

Tags: 7th Annual Kelly's Dream Golf, 98 Rock, Erik Woodworth, Quality Time Podcast, Bloodsport, Dawn of the Dead, KISS, Paul Stanley, Van Halen, Diamond Dave, Labor Day, Teen Wolf, Michael J Fox, Wedding Ring, Cellar Door, The Hangover, Souris’s Saloon,